Eggs Anyone?

I love the British. Only in England could you find a company solely dedicated to the art of raising chickens. Even better, the companies name is “Omlet”. And the marketing genius behind the “Eglu” is someone I’d like to meet. Not only do you get the house, but you get chickens too! But I think they push things a little too far by calling the chicken “An ancient and noble beast”. Considering that per Mr. Atkins, I can essentially only eat eggs for breakfast for the next two weeks, maybe we should invest.