I stole/borrowed this from a blog. I’d give credit, but unfortunately, it was really late at night, and I can’t remember which one it was. I filled it out somewhere around 3:00am, looked at it again this morning, and decided to post it as originally answered.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
3. im2sxy4u (I’ve actually only ever had two)
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my eyes
2. my schlong . . . just kidding, but really, shouldn’t every guy include that one? Ok, how about . . . my smile
3. my voice
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my gut
2. my gut (it’s big enough to deserve two entries)
3. my lack of adequate speed to enter the NFL draft
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
2. Leah’s driving
3. My children in pain
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. a pocketknife or multi-tool. They’re an extension of your hand.
2. singing to Sammy
3. kissing Leah
THREE THINGS YOU’RE WEARING NOW:
1. a red leather banana hammock
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTIST
1. The Beatles (on a classics kick right now)
2. Pat McGee Band
3. Eddie From Ohio
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
1. When I’m 64
2. The Old Dun Cow (anyone who can sing it to me gets a free beer)
3. The Witch of the Westmoreland
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (Which is a lie?)
1. My interest in professional hockey lies somewhere between basket weaving and modern dance.
2. I get stage fright to the point where my legs shake.
3. I am the least competitive person I know.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. stamp collecting
2. learning guitar
3. naked cliff diving
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. go to sleep
2. eat an entire apple pie
3. finish framing the master bedroom
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
2. exotic dancer
3. host on the TV Guide channel
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Morocco – ride the Marrakech Express
2. Sumatra – see a Komodo dragon in the wild
3. The Galapagos Islands – chartered nature tour
THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Own a castle in France
2. Meet my grandchildren
3. Build a house
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL/BOY:
1. I like power tools.
2. Audio/Visual equipment gets me excited.
3. I find flatulence highly entertaining.
THREE CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Katie Holmes – damn you Tom “I’m not gay” Cruise
2. Sophie Marceau – that accent, wow.
3. Charlize Theron
THREE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW MEMED:
1. Mikey (he's got lots of time on his hands now)
2. Cecilia (maybe she'll post more than once a month)
3. Shannon (even though she blew off the last one)