There's a new billboard up on the corner of Delaware and West Delavan. It's an advertisement for the new Serenity Mausoleum at Forest Lawn, which, for those of you non-Buffalonians reading this, is the very large cemetery in which people enjoy jogging and taking walks. The advertisement reads like this:
Introducing the new Serenity Mausoleum at Forest Lawn
Elegant . . . . Reverent . . . . .Reasonable
Except that when I saw it I read:
Elegant . . . . . . . Reversible