Did you ever notice that most of the the "Daddy" blogs out there use nicknames for their wives and children, whereas the "Mommy" blogs offer no such protection/entertainment? Ok, this is a generalization, but I'm finding it truer as I read more blogs.
Dad Gone Mad:
wife: Hot Wife
children: no names - just son & daughter
Amalah: (yes, Esther, I read it too)
Why is that, I wonder? Is it a subconscious male instinct to protect his family? Should I jump on the bandwagon and give my wife & children nicknames? What should my family's nicknames be?
Chief Family Officer? CFO . . . get it? eh? eh?
Mother of the Year?
LLD? (and I'll never tell why)
Baby Stewie (although he hasn't tried to kill Leah yet)?
Cat in the Hat?
Aidan & Noah:
Thing 1 & Thing 2?
Toddler A & Toddler B?
Suggestions will be welcomed.
P.S. The chimpanzees had a poop fight during naptime this afternoon. How glad am I that I work?