It’s like a heel
That I do feel
Because your birthday I missed.
I hope you’re not mad
Cause I really feel bad
If it were me, I be really pissed
So because of my gaff
I offer a laugh
At the expense of me for a change
When next you see me
I’ll give you a free
Shot with a water balloon at close range
But if by perchance
At the wedding we dance
I hope your husband won’t mind
If my hand should stray round
And casually ground
A butter patty on your behind.
Happy Birthday!!!! I miss you.
