Thursday, August 09, 2007

Ode on a Sister-in-Law's Belated Birthday Wish

It’s like a heel

That I do feel

Because your birthday I missed.

I hope you’re not mad

Cause I really feel bad

If it were me, I be really pissed

So because of my gaff

I offer a laugh

At the expense of me for a change

When next you see me

I’ll give you a free

Shot with a water balloon at close range

But if by perchance

At the wedding we dance

I hope your husband won’t mind

If my hand should stray round

And casually ground

A butter patty on your behind.

Happy Birthday!!!! I miss you.