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Ringmaster: AND NOW . . . LADIES AND GENTLEMEN . . . WE ARE PROUD TO BRING YOU A NATURAL PHENOMENON LIKE NO OTHER . . . THOUGHT TO BE EXTINCT . . . ONLY RECENTLY REDISCOVERED LIVING IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST, MOST FORBIDDING JUNGLES OF INNER MONGOLIA . . . HE KILLED TWELVE GOOD MEN DURING HIS RECAPTURE . . . THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE UNIVERSE . . .
Ryan has resurrected his blog after an eighteen month hiatus.
How's that for a reintroduction, buddy?
