Thursday, June 01, 2006

Lord's Prayer

(Lord Stanley, that is)

Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed by thy game
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On ice as it is in heaven
Give us this day, our most important win
And forgive us our trespasses
Such as wishing certain skating sports figures from North Carolina to be struck down by your wrath and vengeance.
And lead us not into the off season
But deliver us to Edmonton
For thine is the power play and the glory of a Game 7 victory
Forever and ever (or at least until we drink from your Cup)