Big Boy Beds: Episode 2 - Attack of the Twins

Leah called me on the second day I was in Minneapolis. I really did not want to be there, and I was literally forcing myself to try to have a good time.

S: How is everyone?

L: Good. They miss you.

S: I miss them too.

L: I need you to do something for me when you get home.

S: What’s up?

L: I need a hook and eye on the closet door in the twins’ room.

S: Oh God, what happened?

L: Let’s just say that all my clothes are in a pile on the dining room table and all our hangers look like diamonds.