Wednesday, October 25, 2006

A Prayer for Time Warner

Our cable & internet should be successfully repaired by the end of the day.

Please pray with me, brothers & sisters, that the God of the coaxial cable is merciful and will grant us a quick recovery. For we have been lost lambs in the murky sea of paper & print. Too long have we wandered, with no search engine to guide us. Too long have we suffered the severed VOIP connection to our loved ones. Restore our faith. Restore our online existence. Restore our instant weather updates.