"Illegal immigrants arrested after defying physics by cramming nine men into a Toyota Celica. After their trial, they're expected to remove a stuck couch from Dirk Gently's landing"
And no, Brian, I'm not being chased by the Taxman (anymore). I've been busy trying to get people fired for being incompetent, lying blowhards. Good times.
Ayuh. Storm's a-comin'.