Wednesday, February 11, 2009

VICTORY!!!!! (Well, sort of)

In what could be a serious blow to Pastafarians everywhere, the Vatican announced today that Darwin's Theory of Evolution is compatible with Christianity.

Can you hear the pin drop in Kansas?

This will hopefully start to raise the collective IQ of the mid-western United States. Someday, I'll dance around the crumbling remains of the Intelligent Design Museum.

With a dinosaur bone through my nose.