Birthday!!!!!!!!

Dear Cecilia,

Below is a traditional Birthday Greeting used by Austrian monks dating back to the 3rd Century. I hop you enjoy it.



Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday, dear Cecilia
Happy Birthday to you.


Why were you born so beautiful
Why were you born at all
You’re no bloody use to anyone
You’re no bloody use at all
You ought to be publicly pissed on
You ought to be publicly shot
And placed in a public urinal
And left there to fester and rot
Rot, rot

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
People dying everywhere
Death, destruction, and despair
But Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

Here’s to Cecilia
Here’s to Cecilia
Here’s to Cecilia
She’s a horse’s ass
She’s the meanest
Sucks on a horse’s penis
Here’s to Cecilia
She’s a horse’s ass

Happy Birthday!!!



I’ll sing it for you later!