Sam: Daddy, is my penis a bone?
My first thought: Oh my God, what conversation has he overheard?
Me: Uh, no Sam, there are no bones in your penis.
Sam: Can I squeeze it?
Me: Sure. Squeeze it once, then get your hand out of your pants.
I walked out of his room and cried with laughter until my knees buckled. The absolute beauty of the entire episode was that he repeated it this morning - with Leah.
Sam: Mommy, Daddy says that my penis is not a bone.
Sam: There are no bones in my penis. It's squishy.
At that, Leah actually let out a laugh.
Leah: He's right, Sammy.
And she walks away from the kitchen with tears streaming down her face.